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hebat pun tidak...terer pn tidak..... biase2 jek......ak pn lahir bogel jgak mcm korng....xde pe yg istimewa pn......just nk mngisi mse lpang...msti korng ingt ak ni rjin kn nk update2 blog nie.....huh.....nk kmas blik pn ak mlas ni lg la nk taip2 bnde ni......just mngisi mse lpang.....hmpir2 mnjadi hobi....tp bnyak lg hobi lain ak ble buat....blog ni pn slh 1 alternative ak nk smpn mmory2 lme ak.....yg ade dlm otak ni ak da ble dlete da pas ak ltak kt cni......so x pkse pn korng bce ayat2 mrapu ak ni....lau rse nk bce korng bce la ok......so...kte enjoyyy.............

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Cerita Ni Yang Korang Nanti2 Kn.........(Sekolah Part 1)

Assalam smua......
Tgok tu.....ade jgak yg x jwb slm ak ni.....jwb dlm ati knon....ye la tu....da kne tgur bru nk jwb....time mkn pn sme....ble mmbr tgur ko da bce doa ke blm msti korng jwb da bce da.....mmbr  tu ckp x dgr pn....smbil mngunyah korng jwb....ehhh...ak da bce da dlm ati....pdahal xde pn kn......da la dpt dosa sbb x bce doa...dpt dosa mnipu lak tu....hampeh kn....actually sbnarnya bkn bnde ni yg ak nk cite.....ak nk smbung cte sal zman skola ak....coz cte ni box opis sket....huhuhu....ape yg best sgt ak pn x tau....nk kte sound effect mantap xde pn...nk kte gmbar 3D pn x jgak.....cma tlisan yg mnggunakn bhasa psar dan jugak singkatan yg ntah ape2 ntah......cte ni ak trpaksa bhgikn kpada beberapa part sbb mmori zman skola ni bnyak lau ak nk story  skaligus....so korng follow up la blog ak ni dr mse ke smasa k....smpai part bpe cte ni ak sndri pn x tau wlaupn ak director cte ni....hahaha.....




geng skola yg ak rndu....
Drpd ak skola rndah lg ak ni bnyak kli tkar skola....skola rndah jek 3 kali.....skola mnengah 2 kali.....asalnye mse form 1 ak amik aliran arab komunikasi.....klas prtama....bdak bjak la knonnye kan....tp yg ak tau cuma "ana" ngn "ente" jek...hahaha...prkataan arab lain smua ak da lpe da.....da bebal la ktekn...mle2 ak x nk amik aliran tu.....oleh sbb kptsn UPSR ak ni kre standard jgak la 4A...siap dpt 2 sponsor biasiswa smpai ak hbis skola form 5...1 biasiswa angktn tntera ngn kmentrian plajaran....tu yg time skola dlu ak ni ble kira mewah jgak la...sbb tu ak dpat aliran arab..klas prtama lak tu..tu pn trpaksa jek....subjek arab kat skola agama pn ckup2 mkn jek....hampeh kn ak ni....oleh sbb trlalu lmbat pickup otak ak ni nk msuk bhasa arab tu ak amik ksempatan ntk tkar kepada aliran biase mcm bdak2 lain mse ak pndah ke skola trakhir ak.....spe yg knal ak mybe tau kot last skali ak skola kt mne...mls nk publish nme skola tu sbb bkn popular pn tp pd ak skola tu best.....nk tau knape....bce jek la lg k......mse tu ak form 2.....msuk jek skola tu ak rse pmblajaran ak smkin mrosot dn sngat mrosot....wlaupn ak da amik aliran biase....x tau la knape....mybe sbb lpas ak brpndah tu ak smkin bebas kot...da x mcm dlu mse ddk ngn nnek ksyngn ak(tringt plak kt nnek)....smyang x pnah tnggal...(alim la knon)..khatam Al-Quran smpai ak da x kira da bpe kali....Surah Yaasin pn ak ble hafal..tp da krana khendak fmly ak pn pndah la ddk ngn mak ak....kdang2 mak sbok kje siang mlm kt pjabat....ak ni tnggal la sorng2 trkontang knting kat umah lau mak ak g kje.....lapo msak sndri....pkaian cuci sndri....bgn g skola sndri.....hmpir smua ak wat sndri....fmly ak ni bkn la high class sgt....glongn sderhana jek.....kdang2 ujung bln kne gak ikat prut smntara nk tnggu mak ak gaji....mse skola dlu kbnyakn brang2 ntk prskolahan ak smua ak bli pkai wet sndri....bju,sluar,beg,kasut,bku2 ngn yuran skola skali bole kira hmpir smua la ak tnggung sndri...biase la beb....biasiswa bnyak....joli jek la....huhuhuhu.....mse tu bkn mcm skarang smua free beb....ak ingt lagi mse ak skola rndah dlu fmly ak siap brhutang ngn skola smata2 nk tnggung yuran skola ak ngn abg ak....sdeh kn....sbb tu ak blaja rjin mse tu...x smpai ati nk susahkn parent trcnta ak tu yg ak modal wet sndri smua.....bkn mcm bdak skarang....smua da free pn msih mlas lg nk blaja....ak pn x tau knape....dlu ak x ske pnteng skola...wlaupn ak ni mlas blaja tp ak ttap nk pg skola....sbb kt skola ni beeeessssstttt......

mse ak form 4 n 5 ak siap kje part time lg beb mlm ngn time cti skola.....nk tau ak kje ape????huhuhuhu....jgn ktawa lak.....hahaha.....xpe la....ktawa jek la.....mse tu ak jd "nelayan"....hahaha...ape yg ak ble ak gmbarkn jd nlayan ni mmg sngat2 best....nk tau knape????.....1st skali sbb dpt duit...tu da msti la kn sbb nme pn kje msti la dpt wet...2nd ak dpt luangkn mse ak ngn kwn2....smbil2 lpak2 mlm2 tu ak dok tpi laut ak ssun "rawai"....sbakul ak ssun dpt la RM10-RM20....
klau nk tau ni la rawai.....

klau 1 mlm ak dpt 2 bakul pn jdi la....huhuhu...dpt gak ak wet blanje sok nk g skola ngn wet blanje rkok and topup ak time tu...xde la ak ni mngabiskn wet mak bapak ak smata2 nk mrokok ngn call awek......huhuhu..bjak kn ak....pastu ujung mnggu jek trn kelaut....huhuhuhu....sronok beb...siap mbuk laut lg beb mse tu....mntah2 ak smpai ijau mke ni....haha...ak wat kje ni ngn mmbr rpat ak yg ak da anggap dy mcm adik bradik ak sndri....
Akie and Akiez

fmly dy da mcm fmly ak gak....ak ngn dy ni da mcm belangkas da.....ape2 smua kmi brdua..bnyak la klau nk cte...nti ak akn wat post tntang kwn2 baik ak....khas ntk korang wahai sahabat!!!!!smbung blik cte skola ngn kje td..dpt jek wet tu ape lg...mcm ak buat...ape ak wat agak secret sket...lau free nti ak cte k...slain tu ak ble la ajak awek g dating ari mnggu.....aweksss????

spe la awek ak time skola dlu kn....huhuhuhu......lek ar.....bkn x nk cte....next part pn ak ble cte lg kn....jgn la glojoh whai pmbaca yg stia...idup ni kne sbar......da pnjang sgt da ni....nnti korng ckp 3 ari bru nk abis la....buta hruf la nk bce pnjang2....da mmg tabiat korng dr skola dlu malas mmbaca kn.....hope u all enjoy k....klau ske like la post ni k....thankssssss......Assalam!!!!

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Ak Jmpa Bnde Pelik Hari Ni............

Assalam smua.............
Lalalalala..........nano....nano....nano.....lalala.......mle kn ari ku mcm biase....bgn pg(msih lg bgn lmbat) pastu g kje mcm biase....da lmbat tp wat mke x brsalah.....rlex jek kn.....ari ni kne jge kaunter.......hmmm......sok pg bru blik...da kje kn...so x ble la nk mrungut....smpai opis jek mcm biase la ak g srapan kat warung mamak sbelah opis ak tu.....nmpak jek mcm "cheroi"(lau org selatan ckap serabai).....tp stall mamak ni famous d klngn pkerja2 opis kr pnang ni.......menu yg ppular kt cni nsi lmak smbal merah, roti bakar ngn tlur 1/2 msak.....roti bkar+tlur 1/2 msak+teh tarik tu mmg menu harian ak la.......
abis jek srapan pg tu ak pn lpak kt kaunter......ade plak paper metro hri ni brtarikh 31 mac 2011 hari khamis.....ak pn bce la......tjuk dpan bkn main gnas lg.....biase la Metro mmg ske kuarkn tjuk2 yg thrill....paper dpn ari ni tjuknye "Belasah Isteri Mengidam Buah Munggai".......ape la zman skang ni......eh....buah munggai tu buah ape ek????ak x tau la....haha.....so ak truskn mmbaca artikel2 kt dlm tu.....selak pnye selak tetibe ak trnmpak 1 gmbar ni yg mmbuatkn ak agak trkjut sket la....bkn ape.....ak de trbce 1 blog psal pic ni......

ade 2 page yg mmaparkn gambar tu....xde ape2 knyataan pn ntk gambar tu.....sblm ni ak de trbaca artikel tntang gmbar ni....http://darkbatman.com/sesuatu-yang-misteri/ klik la link tu...... mle2 ak x la plik sgt sal gmbr tu.....ingtkn just nkkn publisiti jek.......tp ble bnde ni kuar kt paper ak mle trkjut and pelik.......lg gmbar mngenai lmbang tu.....


.ape bnde ntah mnatang ni.....kompius wehhh......plik tol.......kat bdan ikan pn ade....kt dlm air pn ade.....ade lg 1 gambar ak tgok lmbang tu kat langit....tp ak nk post kt cni da x jmpa da gmbar tu.....ak bru jek tgok bberapa hri lpas.....hmmmm...klau nk kte gmbar tu edit smata2...tp ak tgok kt paper hri ni ade kuat lmbang tu...... tu yg mmbuatkn ak kompius...mle2 ak pn pk just edit jek...tp xkn paper Metro sje2 nk ltak gmbar tu tnpa sbarang kterangn...klau korng ade ape2 kterangn yg ble mnjelaskn apekh sbnarnya lmbang ni sila bg tau sy k.....thanks......also check this vdeo k......


Bau hangit siot....isshh...something wrong ni...

Salam 1 Malaysia........
Hri ni ujan jek dr pagi smpai ptang......suhu pn suam2 kuku kambing jek.....msuk kje kol 8pg tp ak bgn 7.45pg.....mmg dah kompom2 lmbat la.....so tgn ni capai jek la hp lampu suluh ak tu trus send msg kt mmbr mtak tlong punch kad kn ak pnye kad kdatangn....nk elakkn kne warning pnye psal so kne la wat kje slah pepagi...huhuhu.....wlaupn da lmbt ak pn wat cam biase jek...bgn pastu mndi and brsiap2 ntk g kje...wat pe nk klam kbut....lau ak x mndi skalipn ak ttap lmbat gak g kje...so ak pn snyum...tak prlu kata apa2....tgok kt langit ujan msih rnyai2...hmm......nek keta la jwbnye.....dlm pale otak da trbyangkn jln jem yg bkal ak lalu jap lg...biasenye mrempit jek pepagi....x smpai 10 mnt da smpai opis...ni bwk keta mau2 stgah jam gak la.....da la ujan lg truk la jem tu....sabo jek la kn....mate ak ni da mcm panda da gara2 tdo lmbat pnye psal....4.30 pagi bru tarik slimut tu yg bgn lmbat....nk cover mate rbak pnye psal pepagi buta ak pkai ray ban....da mcm ape da....lyan kn bdak2 ni pegi jamming mlm tu tu yg lajak time tdo tu....
bnyi audio mcm taik sket bkn sbb main x sdap....tp room jamming tu yg x best.....lyn la lgu Plug In Baby tu smbil2 bce blog ni k....d hari yg mulia tu ak mneruskn kje mcm biase wlaupn kpale brat sbb x ckup tdo.....smpai jek time blik spantas kilat ak trus brambus dr opis yg slalu mmbuatkn kpale ak semak samun....smpai jek umah ak pn salin bju kje.....mse blik td ujan so cuaca agak sjuk sket....ak pn rlax jek la....ngah sdap ak mlayan fesbuk kt meja stdy ak ni tetibe trase hngat lak....so ak pn bkak la kpas.....smbil2 tu ak layan la vdeo yg ak rkam mse jamming mlm td.......
ngah sdap ak lyn lagu I Dont Love You ni tetibe ade bnyi bnde mletup...poommmm.....ak pn wat la mke trkjut... eeeiiiikkk.... bnyi grangn ape kah itu....hmmm...wat bdo jek la.....ak smbung lg lyan lgu tu....tetibe hdung ak yg mancung ni trbau bnde hangit....hangit??? spe plak yg main bako...bako ni....woi...ni bkn umah mak limah la....plik jek.....skali ak toleh blakang ak tgok kipas angin ijau ak yg kiut tu brdiri kaku dgn bilah yg da x brpusing....berasap2 plak tu...sjak bile plak kipas ni mrokok...walawehhhh........rpenye kipas ak yg mletup...adehhh....duit lg.....nk repair mmg x blik modal la....
arwah kipas lame ak....

kipas baru ku...huhuhu
biase la kipas murah....RM40 jek...adesss...da smpai ajal kipas tu kot...nmpaknye pnas la ak mlm ni....trus ilang mood ak nk g klas ptang tu.....hmmm.....nmpak nye mlm ni mmg ak trpaksa kuar modal bli kipas baru la.....g cari kat tesco pling murah ak bli RM54.90 tp ade warranty stahun wlau pn cap ayam...hahaha....bole la labu.....janji berangin......drpda kpanasan lg la ak x leh tdo...da smpai tesco biase la....tgn gtal....capai itu capai ini....kopak dkat seratus lbih gak la....adoooyaiii.....


Tuesday, 29 March 2011

1st love????

Ape bnde tu.......korang pn tau kn ape mksud cinta prtama tu kn.....hohohoho......time skola rndah dlu ak mmg skema gile......antara rangking top 5 gak la dlm klas....(blagak plak ak ni kn)...tp mmg knyataan la kn.......time skola rndah dlu ak mmg slalu la kne buli....kurang ajr pnye bdak yg buli ak....tp ble msuk bab cinta ni ak mmg x reti lngsung nk ushar2 pmpuan ni.....last2 ntah mcm ne agknye ak ble br kapel ngn sorang minah ni la....haha......ble than gak la.....

ni la dy skang.....ble thn kn.....mcm x cye jek ak dlu dy ni awek ak....ape pn skang dy da jd bni org.....ak doakan dy bhgia ngn suami trsayang dy....x sngke bdak skema cam ak ble ade awek camni skali....pg skola pkai songkok lg beb....lg 1 yg ak x thn umo dy lg tua dr ak plak tu....alahai ank mak ni......ayat ape la ko pkai ek ble dpt awek camni.....ak rse ak de smpan lg surat2 cinta yg dy bg kat ak....hahaha...lau dy tgok blog ni msti glak pcah prut beb...nti ade mse ak snap pic surt2 tu.....siap bau wangi beb...tp x tau la skang bau lg ke x....ntah mne la ak ltak ak pn da x ingt....gle ko dkt 15 thn kot usia surt tu.....silap2 da kne mkn tkus kot.......hihihihi....mse tu ak skola darjah 5 dy darjah 6.....pastu kami brcinta smpai form 2...

smoga brbahagia kamu d samping  suami trcinta...
pastu ak pndah skola trus lost cntact ngn dy...hmmm.....ade la jmpa skali tu mse ak blik kg....tp da ade balak la mse tu....xkn nk kcau daun lak...so ak bia jek la dy trus bhgia smpai la skang.........
SpongeBob